Monty brings the good stuff, wine most of us can’t afford that’s nothing short of sublime. If it’s your birthday or you’re hosting something big, he’ll quietly slip you a special bottle to put away for later, just for you. He’d give you the shirt off his back. His risqué humor annoys his wife, delights me.
Oh, I want a Monty in my life too... in fact, can you collect Thom's and Monty's DNA and I'll work on cloning them in my garage?ReplyDelete
Are these people real? How do you find them? My neighbour once jumped out of a bush at me in the dark and still laughs at how loud I screamed but all he has ever offered me was a beer. And not a fancy one.ReplyDelete
You made me chuckle with this!Delete
I would like the wine, but Rich would like his jokes better!ReplyDelete