Wednesday, April 4, 2018

94/365/People in 56/Dan

In search of a badass mofo?
Don’t settle for less than a pro.
Need something upended?
Your honor defended?
Call Dan—cuz he’s from Chicago.

A man with mad bartending skillz
doesn’t mix drinks to pay all his billz.
He muddles, shakes, stirs
and infuses liqueurs
to serve up to his friends while they chillz.

Route 153 readers have already seen these. But (1) he wasn’t in my original 365, (2) I doubt I could do better, and (3) I needed to post something.


  1. Is it too much to ask that all future posts from you be limericks?

    1. Alas, it is. However, I did write two limericks for a friend's 50th, which will appear on Route 153 eventually. Maybe here too. Double dipping.

  2. Wonderful and I must have missed that post on your 153 blog.