Last
Sunday I finally went to the swimming
hole with my friend. It will likely be the only time this summer. Her Italian
lover was due to arrive that night, and she was nervous, for many reasons. A
big one: he was bringing his two daughters, whom she’d never met, and he would
meet hers. There would be a couple of weeks of being all together, when it had
only been just the two of them before.
But by Monday night, she’d texted me a photo of his Speedo hanging on her dresser drawer pull. (And yes, the double entendre of drawer pull is just now hitting me.)
So I replied with my first text [reverse] haiku:
Speedo hangs on my dresser(why did I worry?)
like it’s been there forever
I hope it gets to make a home there
ReplyDeletePlease leave it right there
ReplyDeleteSpeedos are cute on children
Over ten, mistake.
I'm pretty much anti-Speedo. I haven't seen it on him, but he's skinny, so I'm betting it's OK.
DeleteNope
DeleteI'm laughing at Speedo. So Italian!
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice it's a reverse haiku? Thanks, Sabine.
ReplyDeleteI did! Welcome you are!
DeleteYou're good.
ReplyDelete